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C.U.N.T. Can’t Understand Normal Thinking

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C.U.N.T. Can’t Understand Normal Thinking is a candid look at many national afflictions most Americans are afraid to discuss.

If an uppity Muslim who’s a U.S. representative from Michigan can get away with publicly calling our fine president a motherfucker while drawing huge laughter from her audience, and the niece of Senate Minority Leader, Charles Schumer, not be called out for calling the president’s daughter a feckless cunt from a comedy stage, then I guess my acronym-titled book should appear relatively tame, but it’s anything but tame. And, even though you might not appreciate facing it, you’ll know that nearly every word of it is true. However, to employ a popular axiom of life, if the parched horse is too stupid to drink, then I simply shrug, grab my saddle and bed roll, and let the unfortunate dumb animal die of thirst.

-Steve Horner

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Dear Folks E-Book

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Dear Folks… Typical of my full line of self-written books, Dear  Folks…is engaging, candid, provocative, and will prove to be  especially helpful and insightful for those who served.

If you’re a vet thinking about diving into my Vietnam account, and you feel like you’re still burdened with post Vietnam anguish, please note that I make only a few number of references to the VA for help and support and just a single mention to one particular psycho wacko book which fulfills my obligation of guiding you to a source that might open your mind to alternative paths of thought which, in the field of anything, is always a good idea. I will caution you, however, that most of the psycho wackos out there, especially the females, never served their country in the military; they simply memorized all the textbook jargon no different than a skilled car salesman. Just remember, it’s because of your military experiences that, in many cases, puts you head and shoulders above the psycho wacko. Maybe it’s time for you to become the teacher, just as I have.

-Steve Horner – Author

Steve Horner’s memoir, Dear folks…has an immediacy and verisimilitude (impresses the reader as being truthful) lacking in other memoirs by other infantrymen. Very different, especially in format and honesty. Rough going at first until I got used to reading his handwriting (personal letters). Once I got past that, the experience was totally pleasurable, and I felt that I really got to know Steve Horner and his unique point of view on American warfare.

-David Wilson
Books in Review which runs in the VVA Veteran, the national
magazine of Vietnam Veterans of America

Steve Horner wants his PTSD

An insightful parody of today’s claim for post traumatic stress disorder which former Vietnam infantryman Steve Horner believes is abused by many.

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Tackling Single Parenting E-Book

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Feeling troubled with the challenges of single parenting? Get the support you need today by reading Steve Horner’s personal single-parenting guide:

Dear Mr. Steve Horner,
Thank you very much for the gift of your book. My gratitude is my
prayer for you and for your sons. Teach them to pray; for, a
family that prays together, stays together in God’s love. May
your book help many parents to deepen their understanding of the
fact that it is in giving that we receive, in loving that we are
loved. Let us pray.

-Mother Teresa of Calcutta;
canonized as a saint by the Roman Catholic Church, September 4th,
2016. Letter and Mother’s signature verified by Sisters of the
Visitation, Eagan, Mn.

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